China Gets Its Iron Man

As a result of Disney's desire to ingratiate itself with the Chinese authorities and smooth the path for the opening of the Disney theme park in Shanghai, on May 1, China will receive its own version of Iron Man 3 showcasing local fan fave and indefatigable fashionista Fan Bingbing.

                                When The Chinese Said They Wanted Iron Man…

                                                           …Well, I Had No Idea they wanted...
                                                                    "Man with Iron"

You want starch on that, Mandarin?